[vash]

Funny (true) story:

I snuck into the room where our presentations are gonna happen. I hid in the back corner, put on my Bose headphones, and watched some downloaded shows. I like this to calm down before my presentation.

In comes the area supervisor. I tried to ignore her. NOPE! She taps me to help. I’m in slacks, dress shirt, and a friggen bow tie. Next thing I know, I’m climbing under her desk to pull out heavy, overloaded boxes.

Pfzzzt! My fat ass blows out the crotch of my pants. @#$&#$&$*&,,!!!!

I ask her, “ excuse me, where is the mall?” ( she actually said - maybe no one will notice)

I find the mall, and ask some cutie if she knew where BR is. “Oh yes!, you are shopping?” I explain my wardrobe malfunction; she stares uncomfortably at my crotch, grins and tells me, “ follow me”

She walked me to the store! I shake her hand, thank her and bought new pants. The salesman watches us and runs and gets me pants. People are NICE here.