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Originally Posted by vash
Funny (true) story:
I snuck into the room where our presentations are gonna happen. I hid in the back corner, put on my Bose headphones, and watched some downloaded shows. I like this to calm down before my presentation.
In comes the area supervisor. I tried to ignore her. NOPE! She taps me to help. I’m in slacks, dress shirt, and a friggen bow tie. Next thing I know, I’m climbing under her desk to pull out heavy, overloaded boxes.
Pfzzzt! My fat ass blows out the crotch of my pants. @#$&#$&$*&,,!!!!
I ask her, “ excuse me, where is the mall?” ( she actually said - maybe no one will notice)
I find the mall, and ask some cutie if she knew where BR is. “Oh yes!, you are shopping?” I explain my wardrobe malfunction; she stares uncomfortably at my crotch, grins and tells me, “ follow me”
She walked me to the store! I shake her hand, thank her and bought new pants. The salesman watches us and runs and gets me pants. People are NICE here.
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Great story! What a tribute to the kind people of San Diego ...... wait - you were wearing a
bow tie? Lucky you didn't come across a herd of first graders on their way home from school. They probably would have knocked you down and beaten your ass for being a nerd. San Diego is a nice place, but there is only so much even nice people can tolerate.
Visit the zoo.