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I'll tell mine for the 500th time.
I had a good friend at work, Mark, that approach me to share rent on his house. He said that he had seen something the other night that he couldn't explain.. Since he was a party animal I thought he was probably just hallucinating. So I agreed.
1. Halloween night and with my girlfriend passing out candy. Mark was not home. Out of nowhere the timer on the stove started going off. One hour max on the timer. I didn't set it and my gf hadn't been in the kitchen. She left immediately. Chalked it up to a defective timer
2. Woke up in bed with my entire body buzzing. Like when your arm goes to sleep. I was awake though I couldn't move. I was yelling "Stop stop!". I have no idea how long I buzzed. The buzz stopped like a snap of my finger. Wrote that off as some kind of weird dream or medical condition. Has never happened again.
3. Going to bed and when I pulled back the covers I noticed they weren't my sheets. They were Mark's. When I looked at Mark's bed his had my sheets. He denied the gag. Must be a joke, I thought.
4. Got off work at 11 pm, drove home and pulled my Honda 750 SS into the garage. Mark's truck was gone. Went to the door from the garage into the kitchen and reached for the door knob. Prior to me touching the knob it started to wiggle back and forth. Not enough to open the door just enough to see movement. I thought Mark was actually home so I waited for a second or two. I then opened the door and started to go in. Just in front of me I heard something sliding across the floor. Kinda like a medium sized box sliding. Nothing I could see, just the sound. It moved away from me, struck the kitchen island, and slid around to the back side of the island. The sliding sound stopped. I turned on the lights and found nothing in the room. Nada, nothing. In any part of the house. All doors and windows were locked.
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