[Crowbob]

My very young son and I would play hide-n-seek in the house. Well I got the brainiac idea to hide in a secret attic cubby-hole off an upstairs bedroom. From this spot, I could see through the slot under the access door my sons’s footies. He soon left the room and there I was, scrunched in that small space waiting...and waiting...and waiting until I couldn’t stand it anymore and went downstairs to see him playing with some toy or whatnot.

So I asked him, ‘Why did you stop playing?’

‘Because I found you.

‘Where was I?

‘Upstairs all squished up.

He said he saw me in there plain as day...