[Jims5543]

I can go on a rant for days....

No, Bridal showers are for the chicks.

and while I am now upset, who TF decided a man should be sitting court side to a childbirth?

What idiot broke that 4th wall?

I am done having kids but was right on the cusp of the era of man being right there watching in horror as a playground was turned into a battle field.

I would have much preferred to be in a waiting area smoking a cigar, drinking some whiskey and boasting how strong my seed is.

Men are basically woman with penises now.


hopefully you go and get to play the plunger in the toilet paper roll game, that one is a fav among all the sexes.

Just go and get blasted drunk, that would be the best plan. It will be like you are on vacation even though you are not.