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Joke of the day,

During a visit to a mental hospital, I asked the director how do they determine if someone needs to be committed.

"Well," said the director, "we fill up a bathtub, than offer the patient a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket then ask them to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's the biggest."

"No." said the director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"