[cmccuist]

I had to cut short my business in Kingston. So I call Delta and tell them I need to change my flight from April 25th to April 18th. They say no problem, but it will cost $567!

I only paid $750 for the ticket, but I need to get back, so whatever. Well, as I'm giving my credit card number I get cut off (cell service in Kingston is spotty). So I call back and go through the whole scenario again and they guy says, "that'll be $219!"

What kind of random number generator are they using to come up with these fees?