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Originally Posted by Seahawk View Post
The essentials in ranking of importance:

- Afternoon wedding and reception. Grandpa is not interested in staying up past 8pm.
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Free open bar...it pays for itself.
- Live music or a really good DJ: The best weddings I worked had live music with a good front person...DJ's a distant second. Keep the music at a level below a sonic boom.
- Buffet only, preferably finger food. More on food later.
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These are the things they did poorly Friday. As I said Friday night , the end of the week when you're tired and not starting till 6:30. We didn't eat till 9 PM. The DJ played so loudly that it actually hurt and the host didn't insist on it being lowered. I stuffed bits of wet napkin into my ears to dull the sound. I woke up this morning with a sore throat and still had a headache. It was not a good time.
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