LOL my car has 9400 miles on it and I'm taking it to the dealer for it's (free)10k oil change next week
I have not opened the hood since the day I bought it.
I used to work on cars all the time but it became a chore that I no longer need to do or care to do.
Maybe if I run out of other chores to do I'll reconsider, but not much chance of that happening.
EDIT: I did replace the battery in the wife's car a couple months ago, but that's one of them things a man just HAS to do by himself.