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Originally Posted by Outback Porsche
Or wanking into a jar 
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I have never "had" to do that task at the docs office.
One of my buddies got a vasectomy, and the doc wants to be sure no little swimmers are left. So off to the little room, and they have porn movies and dirty magazines to help get things going. Then of course you can't go out there in 2 minutes and you don't want to take an hour, so he wanted to find the right time window to present his "sample" to the attractive nurse. He said that was the weirdest part, handing his load to some woman he have never met.
They found swimmers, so he had a second vasectomy, and after a while, went back and did the same um whack job. The nurse the second time was a different cute lady. He always wondered if the guys with the top level insurance got some help from those hotties in providing the samples.