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The " doesn't age" bit, currently centering around Keanu Reeves. Reeves looks like he's in his 50s - what they're really saying isn't that he looks young; they're saying "wow, someone in their 50s doesn't look as disgusting as I expected." I get it - I was an idiot kid once, too, who thought over 50 was ancient. I don't remember being so vocal about it when I was younger.