[sammyg2]

Back when I was your age, I worked as a union millwright.
Often that included traveling out of town to different sites.
There was almost always an unwritten contest that the first millwright to get some "out of town" strange didn't have to pay for drinks for the duration of the job.


There was an old joke that went like this:

What's the difference between a millwright and a cow?
A cow won't stay up all night trying to nail a pig.