I don’t know where you get your beer facts from but you are not well informed. The US has more than 10 times the number of breweries as Canada does and even in Oklahoma, which is more or less the middle of nowhere, we have a strong craft beer presence and light beer is a forgotten memory. Molson and Labatts both taste like crap. It’s worse than Budweiser down here and nobody I know has ever had even so much as a can of that junk.
I’m far too cultured to puke on my shoes and I never could finish a single Canadian beer anyway, so no chance of that. You can keep your weed, too. As for your CC, I hate to have to tell you that’s not so Canadian. It was started by an American and is now owned by a company based in the US.
I would go on about your Tim Hortons, too, but if he stays in downtown Montreal like I suggest he can probably avoid those pretty easily.
