[Crowbob]

Back in the day when Sears was dominating retail sales in every mall all across America my parents went big-time (for us it was big-time anyway) and bought a nice top of the line (including electric start) Sears Craftsman riding lawn mower to be delivered.

Didn’t show up. So to make things right Sears upped the lawn mower one size for free. Delivered.

Didn’t show up again.

One day later there’s TWO riders in the driveway when mon and dad got home from work.

They had a hell of a time trying to get Sears to come pick one of em up.