[Outback Porsche]

A bunch of mates came over to have dinner and solve the worlds problems (the girls all went somewhere else for dinner - so we could b1tch about them). I cooked up a feed of bangers and mash for me bros. The snags were smoked for four hours with port wine barrel shavings. The spuds were mashed using a ricer and mixed with butter and cream. I made a red wine and onion gravy to slash over it all, but the pinnacle was bacon wrapped onion rings to garnish it all. Never going to settle for plain old onion rings ever again.