Well, if you must apply VW emblems on a Cayenne Turbo to quell your embarassment, so be it.
After all, a Toureg = Cayenne in different clothing.
I'd rather
suffer in a Cayenne than drive a Mitsubishi, but that's just me. In my opinion, no street car is going to match the 75 911S turbo. Just throw a bunch of bucks at der Porsche, drive a "fred" car the rest of the week, and you can appreciate the turbo even more. 400HP would do your S nicely.
I do feel your pain. I long for positive pressure almost every day. Maybe some day...