[Crowbob]

So this AM I happen to look out the window waiting for the coffee to be done and I see two small piles of mulch maybe the size of a figallon bucket’s worth smack in the middle of my lawn.

Coffee got done so I poured myself a cup and slid open the slider to check out this new development.

Those two piles of mulch jumped about 4 feet straight up, hit the ground running on four spindly-swivel legs with the whitest of two white tails high-tailing it outta there.

Fawns.

Got to get me a dog. Thinking very small German Shepherd 24-7 on perimeter patrol.

The other day I was nearly close enough to stab one. That loathsome thing stared at me, wondering what that goofy thing yelling at me wants now?

Muthureffers.