[craigster59]

Originally Posted by Tobra

When I was in college I got kicked out of a Golden Corral type place for eating too much, twice.

We would go out mountain biking all day, figured all you can eat buffet would be perfect. Me and one other normal sized human, and two big guys. Matt from Montana was a skinny 6'5" and ate like he had a hollow leg. Randy, who was a 6 foot tall Samoan guy with a neck like the average guys waist, ridiculously strong. He broke the frame of his Klein, bottom bracket could not handle him pushing on the pedals. Cracked the replacement at the seat post, not sure how that was even possible. He ate about like you would expect a man like that would, prodigiously.

You could fit four plates on a tray. We were going back to fill up our trays a third time and the manager is standing there with his arms crossed and a not very welcoming look on his face for a guy ostensibly in the service industry.

"You guys have had enough."

"We already paid though, and are still hungry."

"You need to go. There is no way you ate that much food, you must be stealing it somehow."

"These cycling shorts don't even have pockets, where would we be putting it?'

"You going to go or do I call the cops?"

Pretty sure Randy could have handled however many cops they would have sent, but we left. Went back a month later and the guy points to the right to refuse service sign and points to the door, did not even say a word to us. Guess we should have waited longer to go back, but there are only so many all you can eat situations available