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A woman hears a knock at the door and it's her husband's supervisor from the brewery where he works.
"I'm sorry to inform you ma'am, but there's been an accident at the brewery. Your husband fell into one of the beer vats and drowned." says the supervisor.
"Oh my God" says the woman "That's terrible! At least I can seek comfort in knowing that he died a quick death."
"I don't know about that ma'm" says the supervisor, "He got out three times to go to the bathroom."
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"There is nothing to be learned from the second kick of a mule" - Mark Twain
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