Speaking of the dating marriage thing, they were teasing me in softball a couple years ago about the daughter getting close to dating age and they asked if I would meet the suitors at the door with a spoon. I said"She has her own and and she also does Muay Thai." They figured I didn't need the spoon.
If I had to, I figured I would yell at her when leaving to behave because I wasn't burying no more bodies in the back yard. Technically, I wouldn't be lying.
