[Bill Douglas]

You've all been so horrible. Speaking ill of the dead and all.

I can imagine he was a really nice guy. Ya know, giving money to school girls, offering lollies out the car window.

Hell, I even read somewhere he not only gave them money to help with their school expenses, but taught them things himself - even offered his own body so they could study male anatomy - close up and all. I'm guessing some of the girls had expenses at pony club. So he personally taught them reverse cowgirl and a few other tricks.

Helped a few foreign girls get into America too. Maybe by the back door, but lets not elaborate on that.

Lets hope they find this Dear Diary that Mr. Epstein had been keeping. Mind you, probably a bit late for that.