[Zeke]

Some good lines here but somehow I don't think all of them were found as a sig line. If it's quotes in general you are telling, well, there are hundreds of 1000's.

Here's another one from the electrical forum I belong to:

They say I shot a man named Gray and took his wife to Italy
She inherited a million bucks and when she died it came to me —
I can't help it if I'm lucky

...and another

If you aim at nothing, you will hit it every time!