[carambola]

Gentlemen(and the occasional Lady),
I never ask for help, usually I try to be the guy giving advice and instructions to someone who needs it.
This is different.
Today I received a notice stating I will have a warrant out for my arrest, my license suspended and will be pursued civilly if I don't pay a parking ticket.
For a town i have never been to in my life.
I have free time at work-for the first time in my life-and i just quit smoking. So my Irish is up.
Since my first reaction to receiving this notice was that it was a scam, I plan on going full nuclear.
First call is to the court to get an original of the ticket. Second is to the PD to request every a copy of every ticket the officer has ever written. Third is to the Town Attorney out of consideration. The fourth is to the State to warn of a possible scam and the Fifth is to the Feds(through the post office) to request video footage.

Monday should be fun.

Am I missing anything?