[Cajundaddy]

After 36 years we rarely grocery shop together. Very different goals and objectives. If it MUST be done, my typical approach is to just relax, shut up, and push the cart while she does her thing. I assume the role of pack mule and avoid qualitative discussions on most things. One area she appreciates is that my dad was a farmer in his youth and taught me how to quickly spot the best produce.

I avoid malls like anthrax but if we MUST go together I can usually be found on a bench outside her store of choice, simply watching the eye candy walk by.