I am blaming you bastids for this. I left the office around 530 today. Stopped off at the corner beverage store in the hopes of snagging some Ten Fiddy. They did not have any but I saw some G13 IPA 420 Strain so I grabbed a 6er of that.
As I was checking out, I saw a sign that said, "Have one on us!" on a 6 pack of this Coffee Porter on the counter, free Beer!! I gabbed one to take home and cool down.
I was a block from the house and "POP!!!" the top of the can exploded out and sprayed coffee porter all over the inside of my FJ Cruiser. I was confused at first, WTF was that!!?? Was my first reaction then I look over and saw the can on its side gurgling the remainder into the passenger seat.
Bad words were yelled I tossed the can onto the weather tech floor mat and finished the drive home. In seconds I had a shop vac out and was trying to extract as much of it out of the seat as possible. Then I went to town trying to clean the truck.... more bad words...
I looked up at the headliner... more bad words...
I have a stanley steamer appointment tomorrow.
All for this.
I will be hungover tomorrow.