[Bill Douglas]

I bought a second hand safe recently - ebay sorta purchase, cheap as chips. But looks good.

I can only just lift it myself. I've got it in the house not bolted down and filled with cans of dog food.

The idea is that when some halfwits burgle the place the first thing they will find is a safe that they can only just manage to carry out to the car then will be gone. They will be surprised when instead of gold and diamonds it's cans of dog food.