No yard-work for me today!
Can't see the grass.
Of course, we get snow every year, but someone had to be stupid and cause the bridge to be closed. Traffic was backed up for miles. How do you forget how to drive in snow after a summer?
Of course Jim is probably sailing and Jeff is out gallivanting around somewhere, Richard is probably smoking some meat and I am stuck writing a policy that will negate your bonus and merit increase if you fail to go through all our mandatory computer security training.