[sammyg2]

never driven a German car 'cept for 914s and 911s.
Almost drove an Audi once:

About 30 years ago my girlfriend's friend's husband wanted to borrow my truck. Previous experience taught me not to loan stuff but she pressured me and I caved.
He said he'd leave his Audi for me to drive while he was using my truck for the day.

He brought the truck back with no damage 'cept for a nearly empty tank.
the next day he called and asked how I screwed up his car. The battery was dead, it was pulling to one side, and it was making a clunking noise.

I told him I never touched his car, I didn't even touch the keys he left on the counter. His car did not move, no one touched it.
Then the doof started asking for money to fix it. Big money. I started getting a little less patient and told him I did not get within 20 feet of his POS car. So he threatened to sue me until I changed him mind fer him.
Later we found out he was a scammer and got in trouble fer it.

So if someone asks me to borrow something, I tend say no thanks. Sometimes people suck more than anybody.