[Baz]

Originally Posted by Bill Douglas

A bunch of 30 Kiwi guys were doing a pub crawl - including the driver. Sadly the bus went down a bank and the whole 30 got killed.

They all arrived at the beautiful, most beautiful, Pearly Gates and said to Saint Peter"Hey my man, we've been in an accident and all got killed, now we want to be accepted into heaven." Saint Peter said "Umm, we don't usually let Kiwis into heaven, but I'll go and talk to God about it." Saint Peter goes off and explains the situation to God. God says "Look Peter I'm not really happy about it, can you go back and deal with the situation."

A few minutes later Saint Peter arrives back huffing and puffing and says "They've gone!!!" God says "What? The whole 30 of them?" Saint Peter says "No, no! The Gates, the Gates have gone!"

Hilarious!!! Thanks, Bill!