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Join Date: Dec 2009
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A bit of advice from an ex-dead dude that has been there, done that and returned from the other side to a nearly dead dude

Keep your ass in that hospital bed, let the doctors do their stuff and don't rush trying get out of hospital or your mending

You were more than lucky, you got away with it so don't push your luck You don't want a next time

We should call you Luckybutt from now

When I was discharged after my cardiac arrest at home, a 3 day ice packed coma and a week in intensive care the nurse ran me through some brain agility tests.

She asked me to name 3 words beginning with 'F'

I didn't do very well as I ran out of words after f**k and fart so I pleaded that as I was with a responsible adult Mrs Ahab I was ok to leave
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