Well that was fun!
I installed the FedEx shipping software on my new machine. Downloading it is a breeze. Installing it, not so much. It wants a code number that requires talking to a human at the tech support site. So first wade through the phone menu and finally get a human. Answer all the questions they ask, and they will email the secret code. Enter that, and it will start to install. And it takes a log time as it does many steps and shows a slide show of how happy everyone is that used FedEx. Big smiles on the FedEx employees and customers. Anyone using a computer is on a laptop, and looking serious. The rest of the people are about to break out in laughter.
It is all installed, now I just need a package to ship.