That's easy: I have no idea how to use this camera. Combine that with a busy day training a new assistant and that's what you get.
I need a day to sit down with the camera and learn basic photography and how the camera works. I am positive this camera was the right way to go. Plus I have a unquenchable thirst for learning new things, things that matter, and this camera fits in perfectly.
This one picture and others like it cost me $1K each for my web site. I don't expect to be able to duplicate it without a full studio, but I think with some time and effort, I can both take the kind of detail pics I need for every day work and then ones approaching this for social media posting.