[GH85Carrera]

At least she did not eat a Tide pod!

When we my brother and I were kids old enough to be left at home alone my parents would be walking out the door and invariably say something like "don't stick beans in your ears" or some other silly phrase. I can honestly say in my entire lifetime I have felt no desire to shove an foreign object into any orifice at all. Well, outside of forks and spoons with food loaded with food, and just a part of them, and I had a firm grip on the handle for extraction and reload.