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Guys at work are talking about their kids. One fellow brags, " My three year old is really smart. This morning I got half dressed in the dark and when I went into the bathroom the little guy says 'Dad, your underwear is on backwards. ' I asked him how he knew. He pointed out the fly was in the back.
His buddy thinks he will test his kid, so the next morning he puts his underwear on backwards before going into the bathroom. Right away his kid says "Hey Dad, your underwear is backwards. "
"How do you know? " asks the dad.
"There's crap in the front. "


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Les