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This guy is fumbling for his house keys at 3 in the morning when his wife opens the door . She looks at him and says " Wow , are you ever drunk ! Why have you got a chicken under your arm ? " He glares back at her and says " This is the pig I been f#%king ! " You are really drunk this time ,the wife says, that's no pig , it's a chicken " He says " I was talking to the chicken !!! "
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