I h4x3d the Oracle and discovered his (her?) secret. I was going to post it on my warez site, but figured it would make more sense to put it here:
Code:
$ su - oracle
> connect internal
> shutdown reality immediate
> load jack_daniels
> load budweiser
> drop reason
> drop pants
> select theory from crackpot_ideas where (logic <= 0 and BAC > .2)
> post
> quit
(the SQL-aware among you please forgive my syntactical transgressions in the spirit of humor)