[GH85Carrera]

I received a recent call claiming to be with Microsoft Security. It seems my Microsoft security had expired. Of course I instantly knew with certainty it was a BS scammer. The background noise of a call center was loud, so I told him I can't hear him, and for him to tell those other folks to shut the *uck up so I can hear. I told him I like to live dangerously, and I did not want to renew my security package. So he said there was a form he could send me and I have to pay to have it shut down. I told him I would not pay it at al, just shut it down. He said if I did not pay my computer would lock up and I would have to pay a lot more to get it to work again.

Then I asked what is his favorite to have intercourse with, goats, donkeys or cows? And if his mom was still doing her donkey act at the strip club. Then I started to get rude to him. He hung up.