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Originally Posted by juanbenae
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There was once a poverty stricken man who was knocking on doors looking for work to buy some food, On a rich man's door he did knock saying Sir, please I'll work, do anything for some food to eat.
The rich man after scolding and shooing him away finally conceded after repeated requests saying -- alright, take this bucket of paint and this brush and paint my porch. When your done come back and I'll give you something to eat.
15 minutes later the hungry man was back ringing the doorbell. Man say what? Are finished with that porch already?? Poor man say Oh! Yes sir! but that wasn't no porch, that was a Mercedes Benz!