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Behold the rare and collectible, water-cooled, Porsche Boxster. Destined to be revered as a hallmark of industrial design as well as a pinnacle of good taste. The Boxster is the 1999 iteration of the legendary Porsche 914. This modern classic offers scintillating handling and stunning performance with an automatic Tipronic transmission. Often disparaged for self-destructing intermediate shaft bearings as well as being the car of choice for douchebags and loan sharks, the Boxster remains immensely popular among former rice-car owners wanting to project a more Teutonic image.


(All kidding aside, I still want one)