[MBAtarga]

To those of you familiar with Reader's Digest - you'll relate. One of the joke sections was titled something like "Life in these United States." Well, my dad told a co-worker about something that happened one evening to the family and the coworker submitted the story and got paid the $100 or whatever for the published story.

I've got three older sisters - and this happened before I was born. One evening as my parents were watching TV, they realized they hadn't heard anything from the girls room for a while. My dad called out - "Denise (my oldest sister), what are you girls doing in there?" Her answer "Nothing, but I guess we better stop!"