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making Mask jokes.

oh boy. i am so glad i am not dating anymore.

my jokes suck. i stopped by an artisan bakery today while i was at one of my jobsites. i walk up wearing my mask. she asks, "how can i help?"
me; "this is a stick-up"

her: NOTHING! not a smile, not a wince, nothing.

me: "okay, that wasnt even a little bit funny?"

her: "no not really"

Me: "boy, i'm glad i'm married and not dating with my jokes"

her: "im shocked you're married. (hehe) not that is a joke!"

me: "i'll take a loaf of wonder bread and a Fogasse..."

you single guys. kudos. it's tough out there!! have a great weekend everyone.
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