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Originally posted by dd74
Any advice for cycling while drunk? 
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Yes, never run a red light while cycling drunk.
Also, never call the cop a jerk off if he threatens to impound your bike...even if it's under your breath.
Your always louder than you think when you've been trippin'em back.
Oh, and when crashing while cycling drunk...your helmet does you no good if it's in your back pack.