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Originally Posted by pwd72s
I love the scam call when the caller says: "Grandpa?" If I don't mind spending the time, I let them tell me of their legal woes...the list is long...falsely arrested in a foreign country, DUI, whatever. Always the bite to save them...I even got one crying of a gambling loss & he'd be killed unless he came up with the loot.
Sometimes I tell them that I warned them that if they get in trouble I wouldn't bail them out. Sometimes I tell them the truth...that I have no grandkids... 
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Those are the most fun!
I had one telling me he was in a Mexican prison and they were going to put him a cell with the local gang members that thinks he turn them in. I told him I had told him last him he went to Mexico and got arrested that I was never going to bail him out again. I was going to tell him he was dead to me, but the ungrateful little weasel hung up on me.