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Originally Posted by Tidybuoy View Post
After my mail was repeatedly getting stolen out of my locking mail box, I created a real neat booby trap....I pounded several nails up from the bottom of a rat trap. Then I spray painted it black, and velcro'd it inside my mailbox and lightly covered it with some mail. I thought the guy would get snapped and then the natural reaction would be to yank his hand that would have nails piercing thru....I couldn't wait to "nail" this guy.

Next night, I was at dinner at a neighbor's house, who happens to be a lawyer. I was telling her about the booby trap and she sent me home to immediately remove it! She then quoted some case law where a guy filled his mail box with cement after kids were repeatedly driving by and hitting it with a baseball bat. One night he waited in the dark and sure enough, the kids drove by and slammed the mailbox with a baseball bat. The bat snapped half and drove itself into the kids head and killed him. Mailbox owner went to jail, probably lost his house too.

Moral of the story, if you do catch someone on camera, and you do shoot him. Drag him into the house before calling the cops and make sure the criminal was attempting to attack you....wink wink.
That is ridiculous! First of all, what does a concrete filled mailbox have to do with anything even resembling manslaughter or any jailable offense? I'd really like to see the actual case. Something ain't right about that.

What if the guy simply replaced the box with something on the order of 1/4 inch steel plate? That's a viable mailbox if it meets USPS guidelines

No, I'm not buying that for a second.

The rat trap with nails? That's definitely a no go. You can't booby trap another human and a lot of animals as well. Too bad, really. Would make some excellent YouTube.

Slingshotting squirrels comes to mind.
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