[Crowbob]

Somebody else probably owns the apartment, though.

A few years after abuncha Lakefront Liberals were screaming at the government to ‘DO SOMETHING!’ because the Great Lakes were drying up are now screaming at the government to ‘DO SOMETHING!’ because their VERY EXPENSIVE lakefront homes are now falling in the water because the lakes are at record levels.

I was at a big important meeting a few years back the first time the Lakefront Liberals we’re crying so I asked the Army Corpse of Engineers guy and the head honcho Federal Great Lakes Hydrologist
Expert what they could do about it?

The room went silent when they both looked at me and said, ‘Not a damn thing until we raise your property taxes to pay for it.’

Oops. Wrong question.