[MBAtarga]

Ever hear the joke about the guy that worked at the pickle factory?

He came home unexpected early one day looking sad. His wife, surprised to see him home so soon, asked what's wrong? He said he got caught with his penis in the pickle slicer so they fired him. She asked if he was okay - and why he was so distraught. He said he was okay, but they fired the pickle slicer too!