[varmint]

I am king of my house. So I get one third of the bed. That I have to share with both dogs and one of the cats. My wife gets the middle. The other third goes to my wife’s cat that hisses and claws at anything that gets within two feet of her.

We are upgrading to a king. Have the frame. Who here knows mattresses? Too many options. And ridiculous prices from shady looking businesses.

Educate me.