[juanbenae]

a buddy of mine drove a mortuary van just out of high school. he would go allover picking up stiffs. he had to go to LA from here in No. Cal to pick up a guy, we refered to at the time as bernie (weekend @ bernies). we being 18 yo looking to get away piles five of us in the van for a road trip. drank beer all the way down (us not driver), got to LA all hammered. he throws us out on a corner near the death depot and picks bernie up. bernie's all in a body bag and thats it, no pine box or coffin. we stuff bernie over in the corner and cruz all over hollywood and other map to the stars locations. we had a rippen time, i think bernie did too. i ended up passing out next to his bag and slept for like 3 hours on the way home spooning a dead guy.

those were the days......