[RKDinOKC]

My skunk story. Besides the dog.

Had a guy that planted a weed roach in the ashtray of the van I used for mowing yards. Went to a park to have lunch in the shade. He called the cops and told them I was dealing drugs at that park. They found the roach and I spend the night in jail. The police hit my van, while it was legally parked at the park, then questioned my ability to drive to seach the van. Found the roach and hauled me off.

Discovered he wanted to date one of the girls I was just friends with. A little later came across a road kill skunk, it was smelly. Late that night, bagged it up[, opened his trunk with a screw driver, dropped the skunk in sans trash bag. Guessing it smelled up the whole car, jammed the trunk lock so could only be opened with screwdriver. It was a nice Cuda.

He still kept trying to hassle me. My Mom's car got broken into and I found roaches in the bottom of the ashtray. My Mom doesn't smoke anythingl Mentioned my situation to some guys while out drinking and carousing. Unbeknownst to me a few days later they found the Cuda in his parents driveway and it smelled of skunk. One of the guys parents lived near there and recognized the car. There was a bulldozer parked a block away where comstuction was going on. Somehow the dozer started, went down the street on it's own, hit and rolled the car sideways, door, roof, door, wheels, through a couple of yards then down the street and stopped pushed up against a tree. Didn't know anything about it until he tried to accuse me of it. Didn't know where he or his parents lived. Put the skunk in the trunk while it was parked at the girl's house.