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Originally posted by tabs
What a pretty Kitty,how old is it? Whats it's name? Is it a house Kat or an outside Kat? Is it playfull? What does it like to eat? Has it bin declawed? I have to know these things if I want to take it?
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tabs...she'd be perfect for you.....here's why
she is old enough to drink......
her name is Moreau.......
it's an inside kat, but has been known terrorize children outside at night by chanting political opinions....
she's playfull, just be carefull when she's in heat which cycles every 17 days......
she likes mcdonalds and pabst blue ribbon........
she has claws that come out like wolverines' in x-men......
i'll even put some air holes in the box.........